Monthly Archives: August 2011

Elephant Dreams, Cockroach Problems, and Marketing Success

Elephants, marketing projects, and small business successes  have a LOT more in common than you might think… First and foremost, ELEPHANTS LOOK A LOT SMALLER FROM A DISTANCE:

When you look at an elephant way off yonder you get a fuzzy, warm feeling in your heart, your mind starts imagining how nice it might be to own one as a pet, you start dreaming about how different your life would be with that warm hearted, brilliant mammal gracing your days, and you become literally delighted about how easy it’s going to be to get him on board, feed him, and keep him happy…

You figure any and all problems associated with your beloved new fantasy “elephant in the distance” can’t possibly be bigger than cockroaches, and surely you’ll crush them with a single step (or rely on your new pet to do it for you).

But the problem is, when you actually adopt an elephant, and get to see what he looks like up close you realize…

That sucker is gigantic, mean, and hungry!

(And get ready to MOVE OVER in your bed and have plenty of sleepless nights, because you know where a 5,000 pound elephant sleeps?  Anywhere he wants to!)

It’s the same thing with marketing projects and small businesses in general.

There’s something about the entrepreneurial nature which draws us to them, thinking they’re these ultra cuddly, playful, easy to manage bundles of small little joy which are going to enrich our lives…

When in reality if you REALLY want to raise and keep any worthwhile elephant, it’s probably going to overtake your life for a year or two until you’ve got it tamed (and then it can be wonderful).

In fact, all the successful entrepreneurs and marketers I know seem to embrace and accept this fact.

Sure, in every market there are probably only six real things you need to know in order to stand out from the crowd with a point of difference benefit.  That makes it sound EASY… But which six are they?   How much research is it going to take to not only figure that out, but to MAKE THOSE SIX POINTS A PART OF WHO YOU ARE… so that you naturally and effortlessly convey them in everything you say and do, and infuse them with passion in all your marketing materials.

Sure, all you really need to do to dominate a market is get in the game and stay in the game until you win it, continually testing and tracking and tweaking your way up the “beat my control” ladder to success…

But it’s EASY to talk about testing…

It’s HARD to do it!

Because testing requires traffic, and traffic requires either time or money.  So in reality every single market test you do consumes resources.  And once you ARE profitable in the market, every time you divert a percentage of your traffic to a NEW, untested approach, you’re risking that profit at minimum for the duration of the test. (Every marketer is familiar with the phenomenon of getting steady increases with tests early in the game, then reaching a point of diminishing returns where 9 out of 10 tests don’t beat the control… those tests are expensive… WORTH IT, if you manage them correctly, of course, but expensive nonetheless)

Moreover, just like you’ve gotta do research to figure out the six main ideas in every market, you’ve also got to do research to find HIGH LIKELIHOOD PROFITABLE TESTING INPUTS.   (As an aside, most people think they’re testing different inputs when  in reality they’re  just testing versions of the same approach… you’ve got to test radically different and distinct inputs to maximize your testing gains)

OK, I think you get the idea.

What’s the solution?

First of all, remember the premise… most elephants worth raising are big and mean, even though they look small and cuddly in the distance.

That’s the bad news.

The good news is, they look that way to your competitors too… but now you know it and they don’t.

So you can spend the requisite amount of time choosing the RIGHT elephant to adopt, and allocate the right amount of time and resources when you do…

If you do this, you’ll not only be disproportionately less likely than your competition to quit or run out of resources, but you’ll be disproportionately more even keeled and ready to handle the size of the problems and adversity likely to face you when tackling any truly worthwhile project.

On a more practical level, knowing the rule of distant elephants means you’re more careful about choosing your market, and researching it carefully once you have before you start spending money on marketing.

There’s nothing wrong with adopting an elephant if you know what you’re getting yourself into.  And the truth is, I can’t think of anything worthwhile in my life I’ve ever accomplished which didn’t have a few elephants involved.

Onwards and Upwards,

Dr. G 🙂

Choose Profitable Markets |  Research Them Carefully

PS – This post inspired by a blog article by Uri Geller.

My Dog is Better Than Your Dog

I know you’ll say this is thoroughly obnoxious, but I’ve got a strong marketing point, so please hear me out…

MY DOG IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOG!  (Really he is)

In his eleven and 1/2 years on this planet…

  • He’s kept me company while climbing  the highest mountains…
  • He’s been by my side in the depths of anxiety and financial despair…
  • He’s never even considered biting anyone (not sure he knows how)
  • He’s brought suicidal teenagers (and their moms) out of their deepest depression by doing nothing more than “knocking” on my office door and cuddling up to their knees…
  • He’s learned to open doorknobs…
  • He’s completely overcome his separation anxiety…
  • He’s taught me (and countless others) how to smile in a whole new way…
  • He’s kept me warm when the heat failed in January in New Hampshire…
  • He’s sniffed out a fire before it started…
  • He’s accepted a younger brother without fuss (well, OK, without too much fuss)
  • He’s helped me get to sleep many nights when Sharon was traveling…
  • He’s made me tens of thousands of dollars by letting me feature his picture in various specials and internet offers…
  • He survived Lyme disease (just like me)…
  • And he’s still going strong after 11 1/2 years.  (I just don’t know what I’m going to do when it’s his time to pass)

When people meet my dog they say “now THAT is a good dog!”, and they really mean it.  Some people have even commented “The only way you get such a good dog is by pouring all your love into him!”  (And they’re mostly right)

See?  My dog really IS better than your dog!

“HOW DARE YOU!”, you say?

“That’s just bragging, and bragging doesn’t work in life or in marketing”

“Dan Kennedy says ‘let them say it for you'” (don’t say it yourself).

But he’s only half right…

Because if you don’t 100% believe your dog (project, business, offer, etc) is far and away better than anything and everything else out there, you’re NEVER going to get people telling you it is.

The love, enthusiasm, passion, and heartfelt 150% commitment to (and belief in) your project MUST come from you first and foremost.. to the point that you almost can’t help bragging about it, or else nobody’s gonna “feel” it or “say it for you”, despite all the best testimonial collection techniques in the world, despite all the fancy technology which gets videos on your screen for pennies, and despite all the marketing books, courses, and seminars you’ve paid for.

You’ve got to KNOW in your heart of hearts that you’ve done more work than anyone else in the market, to understand the market better than anyone else, and deliver a benefit nobody else can (or will) deliver.

If you’re not willing to get out there and tell everyone how much better your dog is than theirs… why should anyone buy it?

So, how good is your dog?

(Go on, tell me, I really want to know!)

Dr. G 🙂

www.HyperResponsiveMarketingSecrets.com

PS – In the near future, I’m seriously considering “going dark” for two years to concentrate on serving the mental health community with my marketing skills.   (I’m getting older and feel a need to make more of a contribution… plus frankly, I spend way too much time TEACHING and not nearly enough time DOING these days… it’s becoming a little bit of a burden). Not saying 100% yet this is what I’m doing, but if and when I do I’ll be taking my products off the market and only existing customers will be able to access them… so consider this fair notice.  (To head off concerns, existing coaching clients needn’t worry)